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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Go ahead and laugh. It is funny....

I don’t know how I left out the best part of that story. The next morning I went back to my place and passed out on the couch (I actually only got about 3 hours of sleep the night before). One of my friends came over to my place early that morning to give me a gag present of a set of anal beads. I don’t remember him coming over but he says that I told him to come in when he knocked but never got off the couch and was incapable of really answering any questions I just kind of moaned a lot and told him to leave. I was still pretty drunk at the time. So he took the gag gift out of the box to mess with them for a bit and then left it on the coffee table. Well my mother wanted to come by to see me cause I didn’t see my on her birthday. And when she got there (without calling before hand) she walked in without knocking (I now lock my doors compulsively by the way). I rolled over and moaned still not coherent and my mom proceeds to pick up the small black beaded device not knowing what it was. After holding and smelling it for a bit she found the box with the words Rascal Links XL Anal Beads. Now the hilarious part is that she started yelling at me saying “what is this?!? Why do you have it?!?!” The whole time she screaming this at me she’s rubbing the “device” back and forth across my face with a very disappointed and angry look on her face. So as I wake up, owe so very confused mind you because I didn’t remember my friend coming over at all to give me them, and I get to see my mom rubbing anal beads on my face and the first thing I think is that they are so warm. Lol. Isn’t it great when your emotional scaring is funny?

9 comments:

  1. OMG I'm laughing so hard right now!

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  2. Can't say this has ever happened to me haha

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  3. Hahahahaha, that must have been terribly awkward for you. You poor guy...

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  4. Oh god that is horrible but I can't stop laughing. Sorry man.

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  5. What. Anal beads. Ahahahahahaha adored

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  6. If I were you I'd have said, "Mom those are my anal beads I just pulled them out of my butt so why are you touching them!" And if she got mad just say you were experimenting and "At lest I wasn't trying anal sex with random men!"
    When someone gets in your face get back in theirs!

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  7. That is very funny. I wouldnt dare touch it, if i were her

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